I've been home a week now, and I'm noticing some changes. Remember when I said I could only fit through my garage door?
It seem that's actually not because of the door sticking. I seem to put on alittle more weight than I thought. I can fit only on my 3-seat cusion sofa, but just barely. I had to buy a King size bed. I need to go out clothes shopping for the umpteenth time. The only clothes I fit is my old night t shirt that now only barely covers my chest, and an old strechy shorts. They're the only things I feel comfortable wearing.

I can barely move aroud in my kitchen (Or anywhere else for that matter), so I've been ordering food everyday. My appetite keeps growing everyday, it seems. I must've had 5 or 6 five extra large pizzas today (My 7th and 8th are on their way). I had to call a handyman to widen all my house's doors. I've been taking baths in my jacuzzi tub since I can't fit in my shower anymore.

I was looking around for my TV remote all day yesterday. It was under my big, large, butt the whole time. When I finally found it, my fingers were too big to use it. I must way at least a ton now. I've seen sumo wrestlers thinner than me. Why does eveything have to taste so good? It's not my fault I'm soooo big. It's the food. Sarah rang me yesterday complaing that she couldnt fit in any of her clothes, least im not the only one that gained while we were away. Sigh. Cheerleading starts in a month. I'm gonna have to work extra hard to lose all of this extra weight if I'm gonna make the cheerleading squad let alone squeeze my big ass in to my uniform. I'll get right on that, after I order something for my supper. Wonder how much i can lose if only order 5 pizzas tonight, hmmmm............



Note from Dave
Well that was good fun. I actually ended it slightly faster than i thought. Mostly becuase i was running out of clothes for her to fit in to lol. But hope everyone enjoyed the little series. I find these alot easer to put together than full scale scene renders. So probley see more of these in time. Big thanks to Dr Spy for his help in the writitng and ideas. Main reason i got these up so fast is because he was able to write so fast. So thanks go to him for that. Anyway. Gonna go figure out what to do next