Morgan in Germany

Gutten Tag
I have found the greatest thing ever. oktoberfest. "I've had nothing but saur kraut and pork served with good old fasioned German beer since I've arrived, and I'm loving it! I could honestly live off the stuff. I've been having 7 course meals a day with loads of differnet beers, Wiesn beer, Paulaner, Weißbier.

Only problem is it makes me bloated as hell. I couldnt button my pants yesterday! Put on a stretcher pair today so i can drink more. I've also noticed that when I sit down, I'm taller than I usually am when sitting down. Must be the German seats and chairs, which may I add, seem considerably tighter around my ass and stomach than normal chairs back home do. If it's not me, it must be the seats. I just hope Rome has comfier furniture. Now if you'll excuse me, my meal is getting cold!
Sincerily,
Morgan XxX
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